1. hypotheticalyiff:



    I have never reblogged something so fast in my life

    it’s exactly what you think it is

  2. crocobaby:

    Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

    • customer: can I ask you something I have no business asking you
    • me: and your total is $56.83, if I could get a signature right here
    • customer: why do you wear that ring in your nose, you're an attractive boy
    • me: and here's your receipt
  3. realitytvgifs:

the only sport you’ll see me playing


    the only sport you’ll see me playing

    • Baby: Da-, Da-
    • Parents: Da- ? Daddy? Is it daddy?!
    • Baby: Da-, Da-, Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, the Unburnt, Queen of Meereen, Queen of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons.
  4. nivalingreenhow:

    when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

About me

19 year sydney-siding-student. Big on the outdoors, music and having a good time with good pals. About to go on exchange to Bozeman, Montana for a semester so stay tuned for some hoologanism!